V For Vendetta: A Tasteless Poem

Every year, I watch V for Vendetta on November 5th. This year, I captured my thoughts on the film in a tasteless poem for your enjoyment. Follow this blog for more tasteless poems at your fingertips.

Remember, Remember
The Fifth of November
The Gunpowder Treason and Plot
I know of no reason
that this should be pleasing
and this man in this mask
so hott.

Remember, Remember
The Fifth of November
And Natalie’s shaved head.
She was beautiful in Thor
And I want to see more
But she’s looking pretty dead.

Remember, Remember
The Fifth of November
When Evey sprays some Mace
But it’s an hour in
And I’m sitting on pins
Do we ever see his face?

Remember, Remember
The Fifth of November
Wait, Gordon just got killed?
But I thought it was all fake
V did it for Evey’s sake
Is that tension you are trying to build?

Remember, Remember 
The Fifth of November
Oh, I get it, it’s an allegory
The government is crap
But Natalie should rap
That would make a cooler story.

Remember, Remember
The Fifth of November
It’s a date that you should save
With this guy named Fawkes
Who everyone mocks 
but who is probably laughing in his grave.

Remember, Remember 
The Fifth of November
My cheeks can’t be wetter
I’m crying at the last
For the man dies in his mask
Maybe the sequel is better?

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